Getting through the day

So if there's one thing I've realized in all my time on this planet - you can never have too many chainsaws on a haunted hayride and you can never have too much Iron Maiden. You know how they say George Bush just flips his computer around and points to solitaire on his screen when he gets bored at meetings and wants to stop? I just flip my laptop around and play an Iron Maiden video. Solitaire, well that just makes you look like a pansy. An Iron Maiden video?? People run away from me thinking that I may just starting throwing things and spitting on them.